i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
كن على سلام (be at peace)
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
I really tried to scroll past it
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good